faq’s

q: WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GO TO UZBEKISTAN

A: I am not sure. According to Chat GPT, spring and autumn are ideal. But if you tell your wife spring and autumn are ideal, make sure she knows they aren’t strippers.

Q: Can i kick it?

A: Yes, you can

Q: WHO CALLS MARINARA SAUCE ‘GRAVY’?

A: Unserious people who are trying too hard
 

Q: WHERe IS THE AFTERPARTY?

A: I always plan this part way too late
 

Q: WHEN ARE WE GETTING AN INVITE TO YOUR HOUSE?

A: As soon as the basement is done

Q: what is a group of cats called?

A: A Clowder. Now you know.